rambling on

I am losing my freaking mind right now! NaNo is killing me (we're so far behind ... I'm sorry, Raven! *HUGS*), I'm trying to get an e-commerce business started (I think my favorite phrase so far that I've heard for this is "network marketing" lol) and the cat is sick.

Apparently I attract cats with problems. Special cat peed all over my bed last Wednesday night, so I figured call the vet Thursday morning. Well, Thursday while I'm drinking my coffee waiting for the vet's office to open, HE PEED ON THE CHAIR I WAS SITTING IN!

If I hadn't done this before with Dodger, I would have been furious. As is, I know it's either a UTI or FLUTD. Get the cat to the vets, they can't get a sample. The good news is, since he's not completely blocked, the treatment at this point is the same - antibiotics and anti-inflammatories. I can pill a cat, no sweat. And a change of diet - Royal Canin SO is freaking $4/pound!!! I'm already one broke bitch, and now this??

Get the cat home, go to work, come home - cat pees on the living room carpet. Okay ... only the first day of treatment. NO big surprise. But he ate the food.

Saturday - no peeing in inappropriate places. Very little food being eaten
Sunday - no peeing in inappropriate places. Very little food being eaten
Monday - in the morning - cat pees on the kitchen floor right by the food bowl. I don't think he likes the new food very much anymore. In the evening - he peed on the chair again ...

I love the cat, I do. He's very sweet, but god damn! Nature's Miracle apparently didn't do the job, so I'm up for suggestions. Also, anybody ever tried a water fountain for their cat? Saffron doesn't drink nearly enough water, but the bowl holds no interest. He'll drink from the faucet when it drips, or the toilet (thank god no blue stuff in our bowl, right?), but not his own water bowl.

As for the e-commerce biz - I've only got one crappy little website up right now for gift cards. Anybody around here do gift cards? These have no prices, but you have to go through one website to redeem them. No prices on the website either, so the recipient doesn't know how much you spent/ didn't spend on them. The stuff is nice, and it arrives like REALLY quick (I ordered something when I started this biz on a Thursday night, and it arrived Saturday morning so ... a day and a half?)

If you're interested, here's the shameless self promotion link, but I'm not responsible for the content of the site. It's a pre-build, and I haven't figured out how to change anything yet. http://dpetty1.ordermygift.com/

Working another character through the prompts I used for Shay ... is it just me, or does sex seem to come out in odd prompts? In this case, it was 'hair' - in Shay's case, it was 'ears'.

It's a little disturbing that 'sex' itself brings out very little, but hand the boys something fairly innocent, and it goes straight to the gutter. Maybe it's a guy thing?

Shame ... this one seemed so normal, too ...

1 - finish up the prompts for Shay

2 - there really should probably be some other characters, right? I mean, I've got one, Raven's got one ... maybe bring in an ex-boyfriend?

3 - Warn the family I'm about to lose my mind for a month, but hopefully it'll come back for Christmas.

4 - gather up all my notes into my spiffy new notebook my friend Dorothy gave me yesterday ^_^

5 - BUY COFFEE!!! (why is this five? Shouldn't this be first?)

6 - figure out what to do with the characters. Shay's a Sue, I can admit that freely ... there should be a plot to seriously un-Sue him. (although, possibly getting his ass pulled out of the fire by Nakir would work, if Nakir can suck up enough gumption)

I learn this time every year, I think, and forget it come spring. But wow, I hurt. I've got arthritis, had it for about half my life now, and somehow, that first cold fall morning where things hurt is a surprise. 

Today, it's mostly my foot and my elbow, both of which have been broken. But I don't remember my foot hurting quite like this before ... Makes driving a treat, that's for sure.

But ... isn't that why we invented alcohol? Gives that false fuzzy warm feeling, and numbs the edges, right?

What IS this? The subject was "Own A House For as little as $300!" and THIS is what they send to convince me? I haven't looked any of this up, but I'm pretty sure some of it isn't even words ...

*ahem* And I quote:

Balkanizations greige catchword colouristic. electrocorticogram ineffable decorators illustriousness historicises athletic fretfully communicableness clangouring endosmoticallygangplow fester distaffs grangerism. bloc diarrhoeic burgled arraigned inmesh fifty crannog landslip harmonize cowpeaarteriovenous debator helved foreshadowed. ayers dispensary dietitian justification bowyer figurine eyeball forewarnings gobbles cussednessconcordantly fanciers Gigout Lana. dame invariant arborising indenturing grovelike abstained Ezekiel duckweeds democratisations concenteasygoing disenamors divinisations Czech. hypnotised grouser ecclesiasticises barometers confutative checkpoints heterothallic labium astaire exhilarativeconcierges dentil categorised demarcates. classicalises effortfully landowner coddler dossier contractile fiducial harks accentual aphoniaeponymy intergeneration infallibilism jogjakarta. authorship haematinic areal acidities drake cycloheptatrienyl ditching eugenol damnatory controlments....Grus kooning counterreformation Gisborne. formalizers effectualises laterization.

/enough of that nonsense

No, I don't open all my spam emails. Just the ones that are potentially promising on the entertainment scale, and not even all of those. I've gotten a lot like this lately, though, with the random nonsense under a picture or two that don't load ... Oh yeah, gonna rush right over and sign right upw! *snorts* I think not

I have questions ...

1) What in the name Deborah makes you think I'd want to enlarge my penis?

2) Why do I need some perfect stranger emailing me telling me how to be a perfect 10?
2b) How do you know I'm not already?

3) Russian? If you've seen my class logs from high school and college, you'd realize your odds are better in German. At least then I'd have half an idea what you're trying to sell me.

4) Do I want to be rich? OH HELL YES!!
4b) Since when did giving my bank account info and routing number insure money coming INTO my account? I thought that was a sure fire way to have money VANISH from my account, and I can do that well enough on my own.

5) Who doesn't like hot nekked people? BUT WHERE ARE THE MEN???

6) No, I'm not going to call you in Nigeria to discuss this lucrative business proposal that involves lying to a bank across country borders. I wouldn't even lie to a bank here in the US, why would I lie to yours?

7) Peter McWealth? Honestly, that's your name? And I should trust you and you alone to make me wealthy?

8) If you're so wealthy yourself, why is your email on a free server? Wouldn't it be more impressive if you had your own .com?

9) Repeat of question 8, but for banks ...

10) Become a Teacher! Become a Psychologist! Become an Online Medical Billing Specialist ... Yeah, my job could pay more, but ...

11) Dazzling smiles ... I have dentures. If I want them to dazzle, I throw baking soda in the cup. Can you beat the price of a box of Arm & Hammer?

12) Payment reduction/bailouts - recommend me a good bankruptcy lawyer? Cuz it's time ...

Okay ... I think that covers a lot of them ... anybody got any thoughts here?

The car is fantastic! And has extras ... like 2 12-inch subwoofers in the trunk (bye bye trunk space ... ) and a 6 cd-changer? Y'know ... I'm thinking I could take those out, sell them off, and pay for a good chunk of the car.

After I crank it up at least once to see if I have ANY earthly use for the subs myself. I don't need a 6 cd-changer, in the car OR in my apartment. My stereo's only 6 feet away. I can walk that far to change the cd.

Scored some anime today at the second-hand dvd/cd store. Yay! Dirty Pair, no less. Almost bought Samurai 7 instead, but ... $50 as opposed to $15. But hey, Dirty Pair was one of the ones lost in the mold infestation of my VHS tapes, so it's all good.

Had the first cat VS father-type run in yesterday. Dad has a log he's been seasoning for cane handles in his room. It's up on a shelf. Well, we're used to having an older cat in the house, not a young'un who climbs things. Cat got up on the shelf, lost his balance, grabbed the log - THUMP! ROWL! SCRAMBLE! followed by much swearing. Good news is, the cat didn't land the log on himself, and he's not hurt from the fall (4 feet, thankfully). But ... he's now banned from father-type's bedroom. This is probably a good thing. Otherwise, he might try and play with dad's Warhammer miniatures, too.

Rooting through my closet, I came across several BINS of fabric. You know, the Rubbermaid ones that are like 3 or 4 feet across, about 2 feet deep, and 2 feet the other way? So ... if I get off my dead ass, I could probably turn out some stuff to go on Etsy - and STILL not need to buy fabric for a year.

My friend Matt has brought me his kitty, for a number of reasons (including, I think, that with me, he knows he can come by and visit just about any time lol), and he's made himself quite to home in my bedroom window. We're still establishing some rules, but some don't need established. (How does anybody wind up with a cat that doesn't mooch? I don't quite know what to do with that - I'd grown used to the dinner battle of the contents of MY plate)

But ... Saffron is a yellow tiger, with yellow eyes and a big old purr, who's fairly quiet (so far) and really sweet. Hopefully he won't decide to pee on something while I'm asleep and destroy the good opinion so far.

I have a lead on a car - these folks my mechanic knows bought an older Honda Civic CRX for their son as a first car, and well ... he's intimidated by the fact that it's a 5-speed. All to the good for me, and the Bank of Dad has agreed to loan me the money. Now, to make contact and test drive it.

Things are changing, and I'm hoping this upward trend continues. *nods*

(and well ... if you're interested - see the new kitty here - http://dragonessd.deviantart.com/art/New-in-town-129152935 )

And that's about the size of it, ladies and gentlemen.

• My plot bunnies are dying of starvation
• I don't have time to sew
• my hands are all wopperjawed so can't crochet
• It's entirely too hot, which makes me think slow
• Windows Vista is being a bitch - AGAIN - and shuts down Poser every time I try to open/start a picture
• my family's all in crisis, except my brother - not that he'd say if he was
  
• I"M STILL FUCKING CARLESS AND THE BUS IN DAYTON, OHIO, SUCKS BIG OLD DONKEY DICKS

I've got 2 cigarettes (don't tell me it's a nasty habit - I KNOW it is, and stupid, and gross, whatever ... ) and a half a shot of vodka left in the house.

This is one of those days where y'know ... life just blows hugely. But - it is what it is, and when this year is over, I will be sooooooooooo fucking happy to see the back side of it.

at least artsy-craftsy wise ... again

I swear, I have entirely too many hobbies XD

My novelling class has just gone bleh ... Maybe the technique is just wrong for me, I don't know, but I'm having the damndest time trying to catch up, and I don't think I'll ever get to the point of keeping up

Digital art - nada. I think my muse is on summer vacation.

So ... I be sewing. Always had a bit of a purse/handbag obsession going on. Giving thought, once I get some patterns tweaked so I like them, to selling some on Etsy or something. Maybe bag/wallet sets ... dunno yet. We shall see what it becomes, or if it goes away in two weeks, leaving me with the four purses I've got cut out half-finished or what.

I think it's got everything to do with the stupid and the chaos going on IRL, which I'm hoping will settle the hell down - SOON!! Yesterday is good, a week ago is way better than good

It's 3 am and I'm still awake. WHY AM I STILL AWAKE?????

Just called off work for tomorrow ... er ... today because I'm going to take some fucking nyquil and pass the hell out!

Oh yeah, and I remembered to text my ride and let him know I don't need a lift. Hopefully I didn't wake him up, but y'know ... I didn't want to have him stop by for nothing.

I know crochet takes a while, and that designer stuff is always overpriced, but what convinced Prada that this is worth $99 and Chanel that THIS is worth $2,000???

Seriously, people ... the Prada pin is about ten minutes worth of work. The Chanel bag ... considerably more, but not impossible, and it's UGLY!!! If a five-year-old made it, everybody would ooh and ahh and forgive it being hideous, but these are professional designers ... are we all such sheep that they think we'd buy it for that much?


I'm thinking The Counterfeit Crochet Project may be on to something. And I'm currently trying to work through their pattern/guidelines on "How to Bootleg a Chanel Purse". Yeah, it really doesn't look Chanel, but ... it's still kind of a cute purse.

Since they're running the sale again, I upgraded my account here. I was going to last time, then it just kinda slipped my mind. Happens when you get old, y'know?

Helped mom sort and repack a bunch of stuff last night, then found myself sorting things this morning. I've been feeding a friend of mine anime for a bit now, he's still kind of at the newbie stage, but it's cool. He's learning. I was gonna pull out some old tapes this week and see what might appeal.

Unfortunately, my old tapes weren't stored right apparently, and I should've checked that when I moved in over here. Bad case of mold got into almost all of them. So ... I'm on the hunt ... I'm not even sure if some of these are available anymore, y'know? Anybody know where I can find some of the old, cheesy fan parodies done by Pinesalad productions?

Got this from my stepdaughter's boyfriend. don't know how it got to him, but y'know ... It makes too much sense to ever be implemented, but it could work.

-----------------------------------------------------------

Dear Mr. President:

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them 1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.  Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR.  Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...

There should definitely be another cat around the apartment. Not yet ... still way too soon. And I've got a weekend away planned for mid-June. That's a little soon to be leaving newly-arrived royalty alone for a couple days, I think. Suppose that depends on the cat, huh?

But, there's a serious lack of feline supervision going on here, and goddess knows what kind of trouble I could find myself in left to my own devices XD

And well ... there's a no-kill shelter up the street with a good reputation. They include spay/neuter, shots, worming ... all the bits I halfways dread about having a new cat. (yeah, I know some of it needs maintained, but the spay/neuter bit - makes me feel bad leaving them there for that. In Dodger's case I was the villain for leaving him, the hero for saving him from those "awful people who shaved him", and he still didn't speak to me for a week) and they include microchip ID and behavioral support. (kitty counseling ... okay then) So, I think I'll start there.

Father-type wants another tuxedo. He says he's used to the attitude, and doesn't think he could deal with a quiet cat anymore. Who would've thought, huh? LOL

I had to have my cat put down last night. He'd been sick for a week, not eating, not talking (which, for Dodger, was HIGHLY unusual - he had opinions on EVERYTHING), and I had an appointment for him today. Last night, he kinda tipped over in the litter box, so we went to the emergency vet.

They ran blood tests, and the poor guy had complete kidney failure. If he'd been sick longer than a week, he hid it well from me. It wasn't an easy choice, but it was the only choice. I don't like it, and I miss him terribly. 

His Imperial Majesty Dodger the First (also known as Dodger, the Artful Dodger, the Dodgeman, stupid cat, Mr. Underfoot, and "No, It's Not Dinner Time Yet"), supreme ruler of the Known World (my dinky-ass apartment) was my friend for 17 years, way past the time the vet we used to have thought he'd live. He was a great cat, a mouthy, demanding, selfish foundling tuxedo who's left me with some great memories, seen me through some real shit in my life, and these are some damn big shoes he's left behind that may never be filled.

I know he's better off now, but I miss my furry pain-in-the-ass friend ... I'm honored to have known him, pleased to have been chief of staff, thrilled to have had him as a confidant for so long, and so so sorry he didn't wake me up this morning when I was trying to sleep in. But, he had a good, long, reasonably healthy, and terribly spoiled reign.

the age I act meme.
You opened this, so, you have to do it;
Or you will have bad luck for two weeks!

Put an" x" in; Every box that applies to you, then,
add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a cup of coffe​e
[x] You keep track​ of dates​ using​ a calen​dar
[x] You own a credi​t/​debit​ card
[ ] You know how to chang​e the oil in a car
[x] You'​ve done your own laund​ry
[x] You can vote in an elect​ion
[x] You can cook for yours​elf
[ ] You think​ polit​ics are excit​ing
TOTAL​ SO FAR:6

[ ] You have gotten suspened
[x] You show up for schoo​l late
[x] You alway​s carry​ a pen in your bag/​purse​
[x] You'​ve never​ gotte​n a deten​tion
[ ] You have forgo​tten your own birth​day at least​ once
[ ] You like to walk by yours​elf
[x] You know what credi​bilit​y means​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[x] You drink​ caffe​ine at least​ once a week
TOTAL​ SO FAR:11

[x] You know how to do the dishe​s
[x] You can count​ to 10 in anoth​er langu​age
[ ] When you say you'​re going​ to do somet​hing you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study​ when you HAVE to
[ ] You have hand washe​d a car befor​e
TOTAL​ SO FAR:15

[x] You can spell​ exper​ience​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[ ] The peopl​e at Glori​a Jeans​ know you by name
[X] The first​ thing​ you do when you wake up is smoke​ a cigar​ette
[ ] u can go to the store​ witho​ut getti​ng somet​hing you don’t​ need
[x] You under​stand​ polit​ical jokes​ the first​ time they are said
[x] You can type prett​y quick​
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only frien​ds are from your place​ of emplo​yment​
[x] You have reali​zed that no one will take you serio​usly unles​s you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] You have more bills​ than you can pay
[x] You use the inter​net every​ day
[x] You have been outsi​de of your Country 1 or more times​
[x]​You make your own bed when you want to
TOTAL​: 24

24? Wow ... I wish I was 24 ...

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight

There is yelling involved, but from what I've seen of the Twilight movie .... I love this man

And I'm sure there's something in here I missed, but I'll fix that when I find it

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a Big Chest, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHESTRA/CHIOR, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I have friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

This is actually a rather cool idea. 49 bras turned into works of art, some beautiful, some humorous, some (IMHO) just kind of odd, travelling South Carolina as an exhibit to raise breast cancer awareness. And since it's early, and I'm not sure what to say, I'll just give you the link to check it out.

http://www.quiltersofsc.org/artfullbras/artfullbras.htm